I was recently googling around to see what is an appraiser does, and…. this is what came up:

An appraiser is one who compiles and analyzes voluminous data of problematical accuracy from sources of dubious veracity and derives there from a numerical quantification of unquestionable necessity, analogous to a nebulous and euphemistic concept representational of value commensurate with ambient configurations of the open market and promulgates thereby a precise written declamation which delineates his observation, deliberations and conclusions all done while he feigns absolute ignorance of the avaricious machinations of Buyers, Sellers, Brokers and Lenders, compensated only by that penurious stipend known as the professional fee.

Whoa…. Now I know how an Appraisal is done… Garbage in… garbage out!



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